Hating Subway.

I've always liked Subway. I mean, I don't get the best sandwich in the world, but it does the trick for fast food.
But I'm pretty fucking annoyed with them right now. They have this $5 footlong sub campaign going on. Well, you know what? A VEGETARIAN SUB WAS ALREADY $5, YOU WANKERS. Whatever, I'll pay $5 for my non-meat sub.
But seriously? All I'm getting are vegetables. So give me vegetables. Tonight I got a sub that had a scattering of lettuce, three tomatoes, three cucumbers, four green peppers, AND TEN TONS OF HONEY MUSTARD. Plus, oh, a loaf of bread.
I'm so annoyed right now. I mean, there wasn't enough lettuce. That's always what there's too much of.
Seriously, Subway, don't make me break up with you. I had to do that with Boca after they started shafting the vegetarians, and it's been awkward ever since.